Friday, November 21, 2008

No Money No Worries!

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now, he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.

"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."

"Excuse me?" the accountant said.

"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."

"I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"

"I'll start you at eighty thousand."

"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"

"That," the owner said, "is your first worry."

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Lemonade Anyone?

What if you think you're drinking lemonade but in fact it was pee (urine)! Gosh! They must be cursing and swearing at the sight!



YUCKS!!

Wahahahahaha! Buay Tahan Lah!

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Upskirt? No! More like Downskirt!

Or Half Skirt?


Wahahahahaha! Buay Tahan Lah!!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Control Your Fart Can?





Oh my god!! Paula Abdul did that on live show?? Wahahahaha!!



Well, these people sure can't!

Wahahahaha! Buay Tahan Lah!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Who's Really Inside Her?



She's stripping all out...

So you think you know what's going to happen after that?

Think again!

Wahahahaha!! Buay Tahan Lah!

Can You Control Not To Laugh At Him?



Can you control not to laugh when the Japanese reads in English?

I tried hard. But I couldn't control myself!

Just have to burst out laughing lah!

Wahahahaha!! Buay Tahan Lah!!

Don't Pretend You Know the Language When You Don't!



Wahahahahaha!!! This is damn funny lah!!

If you don't know the language, don't pretend you know and understand it can?

Wahahahahaha!! Buay Tahan Lah!!

Monday, August 4, 2008

Ever Seen Erected Skeleton?



This is POWER LAH! Die liao still can stand wor!

Wish your man can do this?

Wahahahaha!! Buay Tahan Lah!!

THIS IS TOO MUCH!!



How can they do such pranks?

If you're heading to Japan soon, be careful okay!
Don't say no one warns you!!
You've been warned!

Although its sick and disgusting, but still...

WAHAHAHAHA!!! Buay Tahan Lah!!

Pre-marital Sex is Essential



Wahahahaha! Guys you better check your girlfriend before you marry her! Or could it be him? LOL!

Buay Tahan Lah!!

Sex In The Car



This is one car that all male species will be interested! Women beware!

Buay Tahan Lah!! Wahahahahaha!!

Hip Hop Fail



OUCH!! That's painful can?

But still its damn funny lah!

Wahahahaha!! Buay Tahan Lah! Cannot dance don't dance can?

Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist



QUIET! I'll Kill You!!

Wahahahaha!! Si Bei Buay Tahan Lah!!

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Don't Judge Too Soon!



Five-in-one! Laugh till you pengz!

Buay Tahan Lah! Wahahahaha!!

Fail - Man Shitting in Family Photo


Remember to close the door next time can?

Wahahahaha! Buay Tahan Lah!!

Saturday, August 2, 2008

MEOW! CATS caught in the Act



Funny cats just make you want to go Wahahahahahaha!!!

Buay Tahan Lah!!

USA Made In China



Wah lau eh! Si Bei Buay Tahan Lah!